You Don't Have To Be A Hippie To...

November 20th, 2009


You don't have to be a hippie to ride a bike.

You don't have to be a hippie to drive a hybrid.

You don't have to be a hippie to care about the environment.

You don't have to be a hippie to do yoga.

You don't have to be a hippie to have a natural birth.

You don't have to be a hippie to breastfeed.

You don't have to be a hippie to garden.

You don't have to be a hippie to be a vegetarian.

You don't have to be a hippie to drink wheatgrass.

You don't have to be a hippie to sew clothes.

You don't have to be a hippie to have long hair.

You don't have to be a hippie not to comb your hair.

You don't have to be a hippie to let yourself stink a little.

You don't have to be a hippie to be liberal.

You don't have to be a hippie to smoke pot.

You don't have to be a hippie to be alright with gay marriage.


Don't make assumptions about who you're sitting next to.

If she's glamorous, she just may have birthed at home.

If he's missing some teeth, he might have voted for Obama.

You never know.

Aint it beautiful how human beings keep ya guessin'?